文本歌词

Mona Lisa (《流行歌星：永不停歇》电影插曲) - The Lonely Island
Written by：Khari Cain/Akiva Schaffer/Jorma Taccone/Andy Samberg/Brandon Bell
I'm headed to Paris
At a quarter to noon
So excited to see her
I went straight to the louvre
I heard she's exquisite
So I bought my ticket
Pushed my way to
The front of the crowd
And I couldn't believe what I saw
Mona Lisa you're an
Overrated piece of sh*t
With your terrible style
And your dead shark eyes
And your smirk like
You're hiding a d*ck
What the f**k is this b**ch
Mona Lisa the original basic b**ch
Traveled thousands of miles
To see your beautiful smile
Talk about a bait
And switch you ugly
I'm headed to cairo
To see the pyramids
But what did I find there
A dirty pile of bricks
There was trash all over
And a very foul odor
The smell was out of a camel's a**
But even that wasn't as bad as
Mona Lisa you're worse
Than the pyramids
Can someone explain why
The whole wide world
Is obsessed with a garbage pail kid
Looks like a garbage pail kid
And davinci must have
Sucked an art historian's d*ck
To get this girl who looked
Like uncooked bread
At the top of the all time list of paintings
Mona Lisa I got to know
Where the f**k are your eyebrows
I really wanna know
You could land a helicopter
On that big potato forehead
Get this chick some rogaine
You a bloated porpse girl
I'm an American man
This is my native land
Where no one lies about paintings
But that's not the case in france
Where the naked ladies dance
And they look like Dennis Franz
You're so mangy mona
Hair part wider than a country road
Unless you count
Cause she died alone a
The Mona Lisa sucks la da da da da