文本歌词

Here's a happy tune
A happy tune
You'll love to croon
You love to croon
They call it Dean's song
Hey
You don't seem to understand
Catchy as can be
I must agree
The melody
The melody
They call it Dean's song
Looks like I'm gonna
Have to explain this thing
You don't dig this scene
I'm saying
Dean the song is Sam's song
Sam you're just a ham
But Dean here's the scam
The song was named after Sam
Sam who
Sam Houston
Oh
May I say with pride where I reside
They call it Dean's song
And that's quite a
Group you have going for you
There's no bigger choir that
You could hire for singing Dean's song
They make the Mormon Tabernacle sound like a trio
Sam it's plain to see that you're put out with me
No I'm just not singing along
Tell you what I'll do since your a Jew
We'll call it Clyde's song
Clyde's song
Here's a happy tune
Its a sweet melody and I'm happy to say it was
Named after me but he's calling it
Clyde's song
Catchy as can be
No I don't like to beef and I'm sorry to say the
Man is a thief 'cause he's calling it
Clyde's song
Nothing on your mind
There's a lot on my mind and I'm standing here
Saying you're being unkind 'cause you're calling it
Clyde's song
My Italian friend we have reached the end
We just don't seem to blend
Sam let's compromise
That you'll do it your way and call it
Sam's song
Did he say Sam's song
Let's give the ending a rhyme
But don't nobody tell Clyde
That the name of this song
Is Sam's song
It's not Pete Epstine's song
Sam's song
It's not even Mona's song
Sam's song
Only thing I know is when this record comes out
It better have Sam's song on it or else you'll get
A nasty letter from my soliciter(sp)
Calhoun and a telephone call too
Sam's song