文本歌词

A man's got a heart hasn't he
Joking apart hasn't he
And tho' I'd be the first one to say that I wasn't a saint
I'm finding it hard to be really as black as they paint
I'm reviewing the situation
Can a fellow be a villain all his life
All the trials and tribulations
Better settle down and get myself a wife
And a wife would cook and sew for me
And come for me and go for me
And go for me and nag at me
The fingers she would wag at me
The money she would take from me
A misery she'd make from me
I think I'd better think it out again
A wife you can keep anyway
I'd rather sleep anyway
Left without anyone in the world
And I'm starting from now
So how to win friends and to influence people
So how
I'm reviewing the situation
I must quickly look up ev'ryone I know
Titled people with a station
Who can help me make a real impressive show
I will own a suite at claridges
And run a fleet of carriages
And wave at all the duchesses
With friendliness as much as is
Befitting of my new estate
Good morrow to you magistrate
I think I'd better think it out again
What happens when I'm seventy
Must come a time seventy
When you're old and it's cold
And who cares if you live or you die
Your one consolation's the money
You may have put by
I'm reviewing the situation
I'm a bad 'un and a bad 'un I shall stay
You'll be seeing no transformation
But it's wrong to be a rogue in ev'ry way
I don't want nobody hurt for me
Or made to do the dirt for me
This rotten life is not for me
It's getting far too hot for me
There is no in between for me
But who will change the scene for me
Don't want no one to rob for me
But who will find a job for me
I think I'd better think it out again