文本歌词

Dentist! - West End Orchestra & Singers
When I was young and just a bad little kid
My momma noticed funny things I did
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun
I'd poison guppies and when I was done
I'd find a p**sy cat and bash its head
That's when my momma said
What did she say
She said 'My boy I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay'
You'll be a dentist
(Be a dentist)
You have a talent for causing things pain
(Pain)
Son be a dentist
(Son be a dentist)
People will pay you to be inhumane
(Inhumane)
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son be a dentist you'll be a success
Here he is folks the leader of the plaque
Watch him suck up that gas oh my God
He is a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade
Oh that hurts wait I'm not numb
Ehh shut up open wide here I come
I am your dentist
((Incomprehensible))
And I enjoy the career that I picked
(Love it)
I am your dentist
(That's what you're best at)
And I get off on the pain I inflict
(Really love it)
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid
(Bicuspid)
It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted
(Dentist)
And though it may 'cause my patients distress
(Distress)
Somewhere somewhere in heaven above me
I know I know that my momma's proud of me
'Cause I'm a dentist and a success
Say aah
(Ahh)
Say aah
(Ahh)
Now spit