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Classic Male Pregame - Lil Dicky
What's up y'all
It's your boy ID
A K A the original pancake
I'm going the f**k out tonight
Off work 'bout to get trashed
Me and my crew all about to get ass
Sam coming through with a bottle of the cap
Me and dean 'bout to tube mark
Taking out the trash
Clean up my room b**ches 'bout to peep that
Peeing getting groomed
B**ches 'bout to eat that
Dean shave my neck
Thanks man I need that
Read through my text
Then I itch my kneecap
Now I gotta play the game right with liz
Top prospect met the other night through tinder
Eight o'clock so I think it's only right I hit her
With a what you got on tap for the night delivered
While I wait imma pick a shirt
Ain't nobody wearing plaid so I claim it first
Mark got a little sad
'Cause his favorite shirt's plaid but f**k him
He knows I back off in a reverse
Now I'm taking a shot
And we drinking and popping a bottle
And thinking of all the b**ches we gon' haul in
Sam say I know a house party and it's popping
Bet I'mma cop some weird head dennis rodman
Oh yeah we plotting
This is a pregame
It's a pregame
A classic male pregame
Not a weekday
So this is when we take
Shots and we chasing alternate DJ's
And that we pray 'cause
This is a free day
And we all get drunk
And we get dressed up
And we all buy gum
And we all gon' f**k
Aye pour me another shot god d**n it
I'm tryna get to a place
Where I can talk to these b**ches
I got seven shots in me
Three condoms on me and immeasurable hope
Ten o clock words getting slurred
Another shot sam's tryna hurry
Mark's not says he isn't worried
He ain't tryna spend hella bread at the clurb
Call him out since when you using clurb faggot
Mark pouts something like a herb rabbit
Dean smiles we been doing work
Pretty turnt think he blacked out
Lil dicky burp loud
Peep phone what the f**k she ain't text back
Pretty close to considering a text back
Spilling coke on my shirt that's a red flag
Now I gotta change mark knows put his best plaid on
We debating the top ten in the MBA
Disagreeing alot about lamarcus a
Shawshank redemption popped on attention all on
But dance with for more
Sam was like nah the party called off
I already got a lyft I'm going out to a bar
Then mark pulled out a spliff temptation very hard
You know I couldn't resist we blazing now the car here
This is a pregame
It's a pregame
A classic male pregame
Not a weekday
So this is when we take
Shots and we chasing alternate DJ's
And that we pray 'cause
And we get f**ked up
And we all feel rushed
And our plans fall through
And we in bad moods
Man what time is it
12 24 and the bars close at 2 lights on like 1 30
Let me just think for like a second
Sam like we gotta go 'cause the car here
Mark like I don't know what's the bar deal
Dean like I'm on a roll in guitar hero
Dicky looking like
He about to choke on his lamb gyro
Sam looking let down 'bout to go berserk
Mark put his sweats on now he rolling purp
Dean blacked out he ain't even on the earth
I was like sam I was with it with my other shirt
Sam bounced he's like f**k it I'm out
Me and mark smoke a blunt dean stuck on the ground
Text liz what the f**k even snuck in a frown
I get the spins high
And drunk I throw up in the shower
Now I'm jerking off inside a condom I do that
I text my ex say I miss you often true that
Sam back it's not even one yet he a dumb mess
He about to be a problem
I ain't even tripping I'm tindering
All of a sudden I'm blinking I'm squinting
It's saying it's six in the morning
I'm stinking I'm still
In the same sh*t from last night
Got a text from mark saying
I ain't mad but I know you'll clean the bath right
This is a pregame
It's a pregame
A classic male pregame
Not a weekday
So this is when we take
Shots and we chasing alternate DJ's
And that we pray 'cause
And we get too drunk
And we don't have fun
Then we eat too much
And the next day sucks
Like we really just wake up and spend
Far too much time sh*tting
So the whole process just seems flawed
Thank you for your time