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Spike Jones - Happy New Year
This is my new year's resolution
When my mother in law begins
To yell and shout
Through the window
I would like to throw her out
But I resolve not to do
It here is why
I'm afraid of hitting
Someone passing by
This is my new year's resolution
When I'm at the movies
Watching a love scene
And a lady's hat is blocking
Half the screen
I resolve not to shout
Take off that hat
I'll remove it gently
With a baseball bat
This is my new year's resolution
When I take a lovely
Lady out to eat
And she orders caviar
Instead of meat
I resolve to let the
Lady have her fill
And of course I'll also
Let her pay the bill
This is my new year's resolution
When I'm sitting with
My wifey on a bus
And a dear old lady stands
In front of us
I resolve to be a
Gentleman discreet
I'll politely offer
Her my wifey's seat
This is my new year's resolution
When my mother says
Come in it's time to eat
And I keep on playing games
Out in the street
I resolve to rush right home
Now when I'm called
'Cause my pop just got a
Hairbrush and he's bald
This is my new year's resolution
On the radio this year
I hope to score
With some funny jokes
You've never heard before
I resolve not to
Tell a corny joke
Hello what's that the church
Burned down holy smoke
This is my new year's resolution
In this coming year
I'm gonna be discreet
Have the slickers playing
Music soft and sweet
I resolve to treat
Tchaikovsky tenderly
And set his second
Movement with T N T