文本歌词

Punky's Dilemma - Simon & Garfunkel (西蒙和加芬克尔)
Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies
Relaxin' awhile livin' in style
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays L A
Casually glancing at his toupee
Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down
Comin' up brown
I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam
I'm a 'Citizens for Boysenberry Jam' fan
Ah South California
If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano
To Maryjane--
Best wishes Martin
Old Roger draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door
Everybody knows when he's
Tippy-toeing down that floor