文本歌词

Lydia, The Tattooed Lady - Groucho Marx/Shorty Rogers/Jimmy Giuffre
Oh Lydia oh Lydia
Say have you met Lydia
Lydia The Tattooed Lady
She has eyes that men adore so
And a torso even more so
Lydia oh Lydia
That encyclopedia
Oh Lydia The Queen of them all
On her back is The Battle of Waterloo
Beside it the Wreck of the Hesperus too
And proudly above waves the red
White and blue
You can learn a lot from Lydia
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La-la-la la-la-la
She can give you a view
Of the world in tattoo
If you step up and tell her where
For a dime you can see
Kankakee or Paree
Or Washington crossing The Delaware
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La-la-la la-la-la
Oh Lydia oh Lydia say
Have you met Lydia
Lydia The Tattooed Lady
When her muscles start relaxin'
Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson
Lydia oh Lydia
That encyclopedia
Oh Lydia the champ of them all
For two bits she will do
A mazurka in jazz
With a view of Niagara
That nobody has
And on a clear day
You can see Alcatraz
You can learn a lot from Lydia
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La-la-la la-la-la
Come along and see Buffalo Bill
With his lasso
Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso
Here is Captain Spaulding
Exploring the Amazon
Here's Godiva
But with her pajamas on
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La-la-la la-la-la
Oh Lydia oh Lydia
Oh have you met Lydia
Lydia The Tattooed Lady
When she stands the world grows littler
When she sits
She sits on Hitler
Lydia oh Lydia
That encyclopedia
Oh Lydia The Queen of them all
She once swept an Admiral
Clear off his feet
The ships on her hips
Made his heart skip a beat
And now the old boy's
In command of the fleet
For he went and married Lydia
I said Lydia
He said Lydia
I said Lydia
We said Lydia la la