文本歌词

The Laughing Gnome(Complete version originally performed by David Bowie) - Various Artists (欧美群星)
I was walking down the high street
When I heard footsteps behind me
And there was a little old man （hello）
In scarlet and grey shuffling away
Well he trotted back to my house
And he sat beside the telly （oaah）
With his tiny hands on his tummy
Chuckling away laughing all day
Oh I ought to report you to the gnome office
（gnome office）
Yes
（hahahahaha）
Ha ha ha hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me
Ha ha ha hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
Said the laughing gnome
Well I gave him roasted toadstools
And a glass of dandelion wine （burp pardon）
Then I put him on a train to eastbourne
Carried his bag and gave him a fag
（havent you got a light boy ）
Here where do you come from
（gnome-mans land hahihihi）
Oh really
In the morning when I woke up
He was sitting on the edge of my bed
With his brother whose name was fred
Hed bought him along to sing me a song
Right lets hear it
Here what's that clicking noise
（thats fred hes a metrognome haha）
Ha ha ha hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me
Ha ha ha hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
（own up I'm a gnome ain't I right haha）
Havent you got an ome to go to
（no were gnomads）
Didn't you they to teach get your hair cut at school
You look like a rolling gnome
（no not at the london school of ecognomics）
Now they're staying up the chimney
And were living on caviar and honey （hooray ）
Cause they're earning me lots of money
Writing comedy prose for radio shows
It's their （what ）
It's the gnome service of course
Ha ha ha hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me
Ha ha ha oh dear me
（ha ha ha hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
Ha ha ha hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me）