文本歌词

I make a date for golf
You can bet you life it rains
I try to give a party
And the guy upstairs complains
I guess I'll go thru life
Just catchin' colds and missin' trains
Ev'rything happens to me
I never miss a thing
I've had measles and the mumps
And ev'ry time I play my ace
My partner always trumps
I guess I'm just a fool
Who never looks before he jumps
Ev'rything happens to me
At first my heart tho't
You could break this jinx for me
That love would turn the trick
To end despair
But now I just can't fool
This head that thinks for me
I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
I've telegraphed and called
I sent air mail special too
You answer was goodbye
And there was even postage due
I fell in love just once
And then it had to be with you
Ev'rything happens to me
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