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I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home - Country Pop All-Stars
She said:
'I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home
'So you'll feel more at ease here
And you won't have to roam
'We'll take out the dining room table
And put a bar along that wall
'And a neon sign to point the way
To our bathroom down the hall '
She said: 'You'll get friendly service
And for added atmosphere
'I'll slip on something sexy
And I'll cut it clear to here
'Then you can slap my bottom
Every time you tell a joke
'Just as long as you keep tipping
Well I'll laugh until you're broke '
She said: 'Instead of family quarrels
We'll have a bar-room brawl
'When the Ham's bear say's its closing time
You won't have far to crawl
'And when you run out of money
You'll have me to thank
'You can sleep it off next morning
When I'm putting it in the bank '