文本歌词

Never put your hat on the bed
Son
Never put your hat on the bed
Cuz if your hat's on the bed you might wake up dead
So don't ya never put ya hat on the bed
And if you do be sure it's upside down
Son
If you do be sure it's upside down
Cuz if there's any doubt
It keeps the luck from runnin' out
So if you do be sure it's upside down
Never throw a match when it's dry
Son
Never throw a match when it's dry
Don't you never throw a match cuz the grass might catch
And burn three counties when it's dry
Always keep an edge on yr knife
Son
Always keep an edge on yr knife
Cuz a good sharp edge is a man's best hedge against the vague uncertainties of life
Yes
A good sharp edge is a man's best hedge against the uncertain vagaries of life
But I never could sharpen no knife
Like the one who gave the advice
And I never could sharpen no blade
Quite the way he sayed
Yodel ay
Never sell the old
22
Son
Never sell the old
22
Cause the old
22's shot a gopher or two
So don'tcha never sell the old
22
Aim it to the left
A little low
Son
Aim it to the left
A little low
Cuz the old iron sight fires high and to the right
So aim it to the left
A little low
Always tip the glass when you pour son
Always tip the glass when you pour
Cuz if you don't tip the glass
Well the foam
It comes fast
And runs from the table to the floor
Always put your horse away dry
Son
Always put your horse away dry
Cuz a hot
Wet horse ain't healthy of course
So always put your horse away dry
And be sure to thaw the bit when it's cold
Son
Be sure to thaw the bit when it's cold
Cuz if you don't thaw the bit then your pony's tongue sticks
To the frozen
Metal bridle when it's cold
Never judge a man by his clothes
Son
Never judge a man by his clothes
You gotta look through the dirt and
Lord
Judge him by his work
Don'tcha never judge a man by his clothes