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The Grand Old Op'ry Theatre proudly presents
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Kung Pao
Episode two: The continuing
Adventures of the Kung Pao buckaroos
The three cowboys needed a place to
Bed down for the night
So I suggested the establishment
Of Miss Kitty May
(Or she may not)
A former love and a woman
Of questionable repute
So they walked into the saloon
And asked for Miss Kitty
And just then they heard a voice sayin
'Hi boys You lookin' for these'
And the littlest cowboy turned around to
See two huge 38s pointed right at his face
(Jimmy you can't say that)
(What She had huge guns)
Smith and Wesson revolvers
Oh boy were they loaded
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She's aiming them right at us
(Softer George it's more effective)
She's aiming them right at us
Everybody duck
Not you Jimmy You stand up normal
They dropped the money they owed her
An' she bent over to pick it up
And oh that moon was beautiful
(Now Jimmy you can't say that )
Out the window I couldn't see it till then George
Oh There were mountains in the way
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'You guys are gonna get in trouble for this'
That woman sure chaps my
Ask her out then
I think he's got a little thing for her George
(Louder Bill it's more effective)
I think he's got a little thing for her George
It's not THAT little
(That was worth a three or four Bill)
All right Jimmy let's get serious now
So the little cowboy was tryin' not to act too excited
But when I look at a woman that beautiful it's hard
(Jimmy )
What It's very difficult
I hope they're not recordin' this
Yeah
Ah
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An' I said: 'Little cowgirl how would
You like a little cowpoke
'Here we go'
Ooh yeah Need a little buckaroo
In your dreams short barrell
Bum chicka bow wow
Oh my God
So the Kung Poo Buck Kung Pao
So the Kung Pao Buckaroos rode off into the sunset
Tune in next time for more action and romance
Yeah
(Softer George it's more effective)
Yeah
Cornography (Featuring James Burton And The Kung Pao Buckaroos) - Brad Paisley