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Friendship - Louis Jordan
Ain't that Zeke sittin' over there
(Yeah that's him)
Zeke you dirty so and so
I wanna talk to you Zeke
You ain't no good and I ain't no refrigerator
I can't keep nothin' Pay attention to me
Now listen old man you and me
Been friends for a long time
And up 'til now we've been gettin'
Along just fine But there's a few
Little things I gotta pull your coat about
You pay attention to me
And we ain't gonna fall out
I work nights and I think
You've been very kind comin' over and
Stayin' with my wife all the time
But must you use my razor blades
Buy some they're only a dime
You call that friendship
And stop doin' them little dirty
Tricks like jammin' the chair up
Against the door You kept me
Out last night until half past four
I know you didn't mean any harm
But that's enough to make anybody sore
You call that friendship
What about that night you came
And took my wife to the show I asked her
What movie she saw and she said
She didn't know
I told her she couldn't see so good
So don't sit back that far no more
(You ain't no good) That's right Zeke
You ain't no good
Now I don't get mad like the average
Cat would do when she buys me a shirt
And she buys you two But when
She feeds you chicken and steak
And give me Irish stew
You're a lizard in the bushes
That's what you are that's what you are
And you stop feedin' her that
Candy and sweet stuff to eat
That jive is makin'
Her talk in her sleep She kept me
Awake all last night mumblin' your name
And sayin' 'sure is sweet'
You ain't no friend of mine Zeke
No friend of mine
But I will tell you Zeke
I'm real happy I'm happy as can be
About that big insurance policy
You and my wife took
Out on me But what's all that arsenic
Doin' round the house
That's what I can't see Zeke
You tryin' to poison something
That's what you don'
You tryin' to poison somethin'
And what about that night I came home
And caught that lipstick on your face
Yo and my wife broke up the fun
And your wrastlin' all over the place
And you told me
You's playin' Cowboy and Indian and you
Was Chief Rain In the Face
You don't look like
No Indian to me but I'm gonna scalp ya
That's what's gonna happen
I'm gonna scalp ya
And even when we went on our honeymoon
The bell boy told me you rented
The very next room
I know you my friend but I didn't
Wanna see you that soon
Don't you never speak to me no more
Zeke do you call that friendship
(No No ) You ain't no friend of mine