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The chev got stuck and the ford got stuck
But the chev unstuck when the dodge showed up
But the dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
Which eventually pulled out the ford
With some difficulty
Well more rain than we'd seen for a thousand years
Caused financial joys and biblical fears
It caused some smiles it caused some tears
But more to the point of our story
For the first time in the collective memory
That old brown prairie that had been so dry for so long was very muddy
Boggy and sticky
We'd pull one truck out and get another stuck in
And motors would roar and tires would spin
We'd sink right down
Down to the diff
And we'd all take turns and do it again
Till no one could move
We'd call one more friend
Come on out here
We need youbring your truck
The chev got stuck and the ford got stuck
But the chev unstuck when the dodge showed up
But the dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
Which eventually pulled out the ford
And the dodge
They got me stuck in the mud
So they couldn't rehearse
And chavase too has missed his work
Richie
He now fears the worst
He stood up his ex wife she called him a jerk
Course holman didn't have nothing better do to
'Cept ranch
The chev got stuck and the ford got stuck
But the chev unstuck when the dodge showed up
But the dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
Which eventually pulled out the ford
Well it was truck after truck
We all got stuck
'Cept the big old four by hutterite truck
We all thought lord are we in luck
But he wouldn't come anywhere near us
Mighty neighborly
Mighty neighborly
So we used a lot of our backs
A little of our brains
We jacked up the jacks
And snugged up the chains
We all did our very best to refrain from shovelin'
We put what timber we had
Underneath the wheels
And we was all out of sand
But managed to steal
Two sacks of the best modern canola seed you ever did see
That 'oughta give us some traction
The chev got stuck and the ford got stuck
But the chev unstuck when the dodge showed up
But the dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
Which eventually pulled out the ford
We spilled genetically modified canola seed
That was genetically modified for controlling the weeds
And for big old yields and margarine oil
Raised hell all over that native prairie soil
Agriculture canada is definitely gonna be looking for us