文本歌词

Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas - Carlos Talavera con el Cuarteto Santa Ana de Ernesto Montiel
Woo Somebody done been to the wal Mart
Man this is the stuff I got for Christmas
Well you cleaned up whatcha get
5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires
3 shot gun shells 2 hunting dogs
And some parts to a Mustang GT
You got gypped there's 12 days to Christmas
I know that I got it covered
Look over there in the corner That's yours too
Yeah
12 pack of bud 11 wrestling tickets
Tin a' copenhagen 9 years probation
8 table dancers 7 packs of redman
6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells
2 hunting dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT
Man these ain't normal Christmas presents
No they're Redneck Gifts Redneck gifts
Yeah you know like if you buy your wife earrings
That double as fishing lures
Or if you can burp the entire chorus to jingle bells
Perhaps if you think that the nut cracker
Is something you did off the high dive
Or if you've ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights
Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus
What's wrong with that
I didn't say anything's wrong with it it's hard to beat
12 pack of bud 11 wrestling tickets
Tin a' copenhagen 9 years probation
8 table dancers 7 packs of redman
6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells
2 hunting dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT
Well you know you can't really consider it a Christmas
Unless you go down to the penitentiary and visit your Momma
You're not listening to me
Get the car key out of your ear
That's where the 9 years probation comes in
I'm gonna do it for you again now listen
12 pack of bud 11 wrestling tickets
Tin a' copenhagen 9 years probation
8 table dancers 7 packs of redman
6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells
2 hunting dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT
Are you crying
No just my allergies
Happy holidays everybody