文本歌词

Mr Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you're in charge around here is that fair to say
Absolutely I'm the boss
Okay so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is
Talk to to corporate like a boss
Approve memos like a boss
Lead a workshop like a boss
Remember birthdays like a boss
Direct workflow like a boss
My own bathroom like a boss
Micromanage like a boss
Promote Synergy like a boss
Hit on Debra like a boss
Get rejected like a boss
Swallow sadness like a boss
Send some faxes like a boss
Call a sex line like a boss
Cry deeply like a boss
Demand a refund like a boss
Eat a bagel like a boss
Harrassment lawsuit like a boss
No promotion like a boss
Fifth of vodka like a boss
Sh*t on Debra's desk like a boss
Buy a gun like a boss
In my mouth like a boss
Oh f**k man I can't f**king do it sh*t
P**sy out like a boss
Puke on Debra's desk like a boss
Jump out the window like a boss
Suck a dude's d**k like a boss
Score some coke like a boss
Crash my car like a boss
Suck my own d**k like a boss
Eat some chicken strips like a boss
Chop my balls off like a boss
Black out in the sewer like a boss
Meet a giant fish like a boss
F**k its brains out like a boss
Turn into a jet like a boss
Bomb the Russians like a boss
Crash into the sun like a boss
Now I'm dead like a boss
Uh huh So that's an average day for you then
No doubt
You chop your balls off and die
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own d**k
Nope
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Nah that ain't me
Okay well this has been eye opening for me
I'm the boss
Yeah I know I got that You said it about four-hundred times
I'm the boss
Yeah yeah I got it
I'm the boss
Ok I heard you bye
LIKE A BOSS