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Chanukah Song(Hanukah Song) - Comdy Central
Okay
This is a song that uhh
There's a lot of christmas songs out there and uhh
Not too many Chanukah songs
So uhh
I wrote wrote a song for all those
Nice little Jewish kids who don't get to
Hear any Chanukah songs
Here we go
Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
It's so much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David lee roth lights the menorah
So do james caan kirk douglas and the late dinah shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the carnegie deli
Bowser from sha na na and arthur fonzerelli
Paul newman's half Jewishgoldie hawn's half too
Put them together what a fine looking jew
You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
Cause you can spin a dreidel with captain kirk and Mr Spock both Jewish
Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the seattle supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah
Oj simpson not a jew
But guess who is hall of famer rod carew he converted
We got ann landers and her sister dear abby
Harrison ford's a quarter Jewish not too shabby
Some people think that ebenezer
Scrooge is
Well he's not but guess who is
All three stooges
So many jews are in showbiz
Tom cruise isn't but I heard his agent is
Tell your friend veronica
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really really wannakah
Have a happy happy happy
Happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah