文本歌词

Oh oh select lady oh oh select lady
All right
Stop whatcha doing
'Cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny
But yo I'm makingmoney see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the underground
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is humty pronounced with a umpty
Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee
And all the rappers in the top ten please
Allow me to bump thee
I'm steppingtall y'all
And just like humty dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme
I like my beats funky
I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish
Yeah I called ya fat
Look at me I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettingbusy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy
Allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm still gettingin the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance
The humty dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the humty hump come on and do the humty hump
Do the humty hump just watch me do the humty hump
Do ya know what I'm doingdoingthe humty hump
Do the humty hump do the humty hump
People say yo humty you're really funny lookin
That's all right 'cause I get things cooking
Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me
But ya can't get near me
I give 'em more see and on the floor b
All the girls they adore me
Oh yes ladies I'm really beingsincere
'Cause in a sixty nine my humty nose will tickle ya rear
My nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle I'm still gettingpaid
I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm livingand my nose is large
I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like cupid
I use a word that don't mean nothinglike looptid
I sang on doowhutchalike and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write
All ya had to do was give humty a chance
And now I'm gonna do my dance
The humty dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the humty hump come on and do the humty hump
Do the humty hump
Do the humty hump
Do the humty hump
Do the humty hump
Do the humty hump
Do the humty hump
Oh yeah that's the break y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh yeah
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do check it out
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakingand twitchingkinda like I was smoking
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like mc hammer on crack humty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance y'all humty hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humping funking jumping
Jig around shakingya rump
And when the dude a chump pump
Points a finger like a stump
Tell him step off I'm doingthe hump
The humty dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the humty hump
Do the humty hump
Do the humty hump
Do the humty hump
Do the humty hump
Do the humty hump
Do the humty hump
Do the humty hump
Humpty Dance - The Hit Nation