文本歌词

Too High - Lil Dicky
What's up what's up yea
L K
A K A young day
Had a make trike about small for remain
Had a make trike about small for wings of
I don't have a choice
Well I guess I made my own love in different is all
Is like is like is like
Blowin' something sticky word to precum dicks
I'm wit ma team in this b**ch and we all getting lit
I mean the weed hella loud like a teenage chick
And we been smoking for a minute yeah we blowin'
On that ganja
And now I'm huffin' and puffin' I'm choking on that bong
And the dope I'm on is bomb I'm smoking that vietcong
Getting real high
Watching funny videos of bill nye
Tell me that this jam isn't still fly
Now I'm getting hungry than a mutha f**ka
Put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
Whered I put that honey mustard
Lookin' all around the cupboard for that mutha f**ka
Until I discovered a custard
I covered wit butter from last week
How long do them thangs keep
Guess I better ask jeeves
Go get ma computer but I'm staring at the d**n screen
D**n D you forgetting what ya task be
The puff puff pass gotcha gassed
Now ya man is f**ked
And I was tryna get a little buzz so I took a
Little puff
But I think I'm way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a b**ch so
I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried
And yeah I'm f**kin' faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin' to dieeeee
I'm too blazed it's too late
To save dicky from this f**kin' place cuz he
Too high
Now I'm freakin out up in this b**ch
Can't control it and
Ma homies passin' round another spliff
So I bolted to the B R
Consulted with the mirror
Lil dicky please step up you pathetic
Cuz the weed in you beating you
Then all a sudden I'm on the toilet beating ma p*nis blue
But I ain't cummin because as I'm imagining f**king something
That pretty girl I'm humping
Becoming my f**kin' cousin
Or mother or brother
Or some other f**king disgusting person
Ma brain is bein strange cuz I'm high as a plane
I ain't deranged I'm just saying it's a violent strain
So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
Dipping snacks kicking back staring at some avatars
Then I flipped took a decade and a half to make that sh*t
Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that
Script
How the f**k a human being wanna f**k a
Blueish green 7 3 tail having ass thing
Man I'm high as f**kkkk
And I was tryna get a little buzz so
I took a little puff
But I think I'm way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a b**ch
So I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried
And yeah I'm f**kin' faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin' to dieeeee
I'm too blazed it's too late
To save dicky from this f**kin' place
Cuz he too high
Rock hard cock cuz
I'm watching katy perry
In her video the whole world's made of candy
D**n I ain't even got no candy
So now I'm at the f**king C store
Where ya man be torn than a ma f**ka
Peanut eminems or a twix
Can't commit
So I count the benefits on ma hands
Godd**n now I'm weary of the man
Yeah the cashier
Homeland nazir
S s s so d**n tweaked I can't even
Cross the motha f**kin' street
Gotta wait until that mutha f**ka's green
Now I'm back up at the crib and
I'm laughin' at giraffes long necks
Gotta sh*t but the path to the bathroom is complex
Crafted a long text took about an hour
Took a scary shower now I'm sitting
Naked on the ground
Man I'm f**ked up
I'm bout to call ma mom up
And tell her what's up
This sucks I'm high as f**k
And I was tryna get a little buzz
So I took a little puff
But I think I'm way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a b**ch
So I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried
And yeah I'm f**kin' faded but I hate it
I'm praying that I make it
Afraid I'm goin' to dieeeee
I'm too blazed it's too late
To save dicky from this f**kin' place
Cuz he too high