文本歌词

Miss Constance - Count Lasher
No not me Miss Constance
This was against my conscience
No not me Miss Constance
This was against my conscience
To run you a flat race I'm afraid
Your too small you can't make the grade
She said I may be small and yet
I'll take on any runner
When the track gets wet
I said okay baby
Let's run a hundred yards or two twenty
She said no sure distance
Because I want to check your endurance
You seem to think I'm a little child
Your getting fresh lets run a mile
I bet you hold your head and ball
Before you finished running you are
Bound to crawl
Yes I started off quite easy
Confident of victory
When the first lap ended
I was feeling splendid
Watching the second lap we
Started trying Miss Constance passed me
Like she was flying
I will never forget the way she
Opened up when the track get wet
When you talk about running
She makes me feel I was walking
She wanted to love me apparently
She wanted to gain me
So I got up I got with a winning mind
I made a terrific drive from behind
The winner no one could tell
We were coming in together
When you hear the bell
When the last lap started
I wasn't feeling splendid
My legs started wobbling see me
On the track I was tumbling
In the middle of the lap
I got so confused my foot slipped out of my
Running shoes
I got big and fall and my foot
Wouldn't fit in my shoes at all
Here's my explanation
I did not give satisfaction I said
My lady you want me
Because the water had the track slippery
Wasn't for those big running shoes
Bet your life I wouldn't loose she said
No excuse at all the shoe ain't too big
It's your foot too small