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Dance: Ten; Looks: Three - Pamela Blair
But after a while I caught on
I mean I saw what they were hiring
I also swiped my dance card
Once after an audition
And on a scale of ten
They gave me for dance ten
For looks three Well
Dance Ten Looks Three
And I'm still on unemployment
Dancing for my own enjoyment
That ain't it kid That ain't it kid
Dance ten looks three it's like to die
Left the theater and called the doctor
For my appointment to buy
Tits and a**
Bought myself a fancy pair
Tightened up the derrire
Ddi the nose with it
All that goes with it
Tits and a**
Had the bingo bongos done
Suddenly I'm getting nash'nal tours
Tits and a** won't get you jobs unless they're yours
Didn't cost a fortune neither
Didn't hurt my sex life either
Flat and sassy I would get the strays and losers
Beggars really can't be chosers
That ain't it kid That ain't it kid
Fixed the chassis How do you do
Like turned into an endless medly of Gee
It had to be you
Why
Tits and a**
Where the cupboard once was bare
Now you knock and someone's there
You have got 'em hey
Top to bottom Hey
It's a gas Just a dash of silicone
Shake your new maracas and you're fine
Tits and a**
Can change your life
They sure changed mine
Have't all done
Honey take my word
Grab a cab c'mon
See the wizard on Park and Seventy third
For
Tits and a**
Orchestra and balcony
What they want is what cha see
Keep the best of you
Do the rest of you
Pits or class
I have never seen it fail
Debutante or chorus girl or wife
Tits and a**
Yes
Tits and a**
Have changed my life