文本歌词

A Completelicated Song(Complete version originally performed by 'Weird' Al Yankovic) - Various Artists (欧美群星)
Uh huh extra cheese
Uh huh uh huh save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
19 extra larges
What a shame no one came
Just us eating all alone
You said take the pizza home
No sense lettin all this go to waste
So then i faced
Pizza all day and everyday
There's cheese round the clock
It's getting me blocked
And i sure don't care for irregularity
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
Cause right now
I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom
I sit and i wait and i strain and
I sweat and i clench and i feel the pain
Oh should i take laxatives or have my colon irrigated
No no no
I was feeling pretty down
Til my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way i gotta say
In fact i just thought i might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But we is me
Who would uh guessed her family crest
I suddenly spy tattood on her thigh
And son of a gun it's just like the one on me
Tell me
How was i supposed to know we were both related
Believe me if i knew she was my cousin
We never would of dated
What to do now
Should i go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes
And move to alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated
No no no
No no no no no no no no no no no no
No no
I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe i'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand but that's a demand
That i couldn't meet i got on my feet
And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see
Tell me
Why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated
This really is a major inconvenience
Oh man i really hate it
It's such a drag now
Can't eat i can't breathe
I can't snore i can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated
Oh no
Why'd i have to go and get myself all mutilated
Yeah yeah
I gotta tell ya life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
I can't blink i can't cough
I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and
I were separated
No no no