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Triplets - The Tune Twisters
Three little unexpected
Children simultaneously
The doctor bought us in you can see
That we'll be three forever and E I O
You wouldn't know
How agonizing being triplets can be
Each one is individually
The victim of that clinical day E I O
Every summer we go away to
Baden-Baden-Baden
Every winter we come back
Home to Walla-Walla-Walla
We do everything alike
We look alike we dress alike
We walk alike
We talk alike and what is more
We hate each other very much
We hate our folks
We're sick of jokes about
How hard it is to tell us apart
If one of us gets the measles
Then another one gets the measles
Then all of gets the measles
And mumps and croup
How I wish I had a gun
A little gun
It would be fun to shoot
The other two and only be one
Mrs Hildendorfer loves to talk to
Mrs Goldenbasser
Of the day she went to
Sloane's and had her silly Willy
Mrs Hassencooper loves to
Talk to Mrs Eldenspritzel
Of her major operation when
She had her twins
But when mother comes along
She silences the others
She accomplished something
That is very rare in mothers
For example just to prove
That she was more than ample
She admits Lane Bryant thought
That they were measuring a giant
Dr Heimerdanner almost
Lost his bedside manner
On the day that he first slipped upon us three
We do everything alike
We look alike we dress alike
We walk alike we talk alike and what is more
We hate each other very much
We hate our folks
We're sick of jokes on
What an art it is to tell us apart
We eat the same kind of vittles
We drink from the same kind of bottles
We sit in the same kind of high chair
High chair high chair