文本歌词

Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're cosy and clingin'
Well sir all I can say
Is if I were a bell I'd be ringin'
From the moment we kissed tonight
That's the way I've just gotta behave
Boy if I were a lamp I'd light
Or if I were a banner I'd wave
Ask me how do I feel
Little me with my quiet upbringing
Well sir all I can say
Is if I were a gate I'd be swinging
And if I were a watch
I'd start popping my springs
Or if I were a bell
I'd go ding dong ding dong ding
Yes I knew my morale would crack
From the wonderful way that you looked
Boy if I were a duck I'd quack
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked
Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're fondly caressing
Well if I were a salad
I know I'd be splashing my dressing
Or if I were a season I'd surely be spring
Or if I were a gate I would swing
Have a fling almost any old thing
Or if I were a bell
I'd go ding dong ding dong
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding ding dong