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Alexander The Swoose(Half Swan-Half Goose) (Remaster) - Doris Day
Hi I am Alexender the Swoose and I am so confused
Mother mother mother goose why am I not like other goose
The other gese all laugh at me
And call me a catastrophe
Swoose swoose Alexander is a goose
Swoose swoose Alexander is a goose
Half swan half goose
Alexander is a goose
Whenever they play hide and seek
I hide my head 'cause I'm a freak
They say my pappy was a swan
A good for nothing vagabond
Swoose swoose Alexander is a goose
Swoose swoose Alexander is a goose
Big beak big feet
Alexander is a freak
They're so unkind but I don't mind their slander
I'm just disturbed because I heard
They're gonna cook my goose and gander
I guess I'll have to run away
I know what they'll do if I stay
I'd rather be a refugee
Instead of chicken fricasee
I don't know now Doris
Maybe you can tell me what a swoose is
Now you just listen hear to me and I'll tell ya
Alexander the swoose is a composite bird
Faintly resembling Mortimer Snerd
And bold Donald Duck only very much grander
For he isn't a dummy a drake or a gander
He's old for his age and small for his size
Has Garbo's big feet and Cantor's big eyes
The beak of Durante the mouth of Joe Brown
And a Harpo Marx wig made of pink eiderdown
Rochester's voice the curves of Mae West
And the Stars and Stripes tatooed on his chest