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I'm An Animal Trainer - Charlie Chaplin Jane Russell
I'm an animal trainer
A circus entertainer
I've train animals by the score
Lions tigers and wild boar
I've made and lost a fortune in my wild career
Some say the cause was women
And some say it was beer
And then I went through bankruptcy
And lost my whole menagerie
But I did not despair
I got a bright idea
While searching through
My underwear a thought occurred to me
I'm tired of training elephants
So why not train a flea
Why should I hunt for animals
And through the jungle roam
When there's local talent to
Be found right here at home
I found one but I won't say where
And educated him with care
And taught him all the facts of life
And then he found himself a wife
I give them board and lodgin's free
And every night they dine off me
They don't eat caviar or cake
But they enjoy a good rump steak
Off my anatomy
Off my anatomy
It is an odd sensation
When after meals they take a stroll
Around the old plantation
Now I'm as happy as can be
I've bought them lots of tricks you see
And now they're both supporting me
They're both supporting me
Walk up walk up I'm the greatest show on earth
Walk up walk up and get your money's worth
See phyllis and henry those educated fleas
Cavorting and sporting on the flying trapeze
So any time you itch don't scratch or make a fuss
You never can tell
You might destroy some budding genius
I want to go back I want to go back
I want to go back to the sea
Oh for the life of a sardine
That is the life for me
Cavorting and spawning every morning
Under the deep blue sea
To have no fear for fishman that
Oh under the fun boat that
Oh for the life of a sardine
That is the life for me