文本歌词

She Got The Goldmine (I Got The Shaft) - Graham Blvd.
Well I guess it was back in sixty three
When eatin' my cookin' got the better of me
So I asked this little girl
I was goin' with to be my wife
Well she said she would
So I said I do
But I'd a said I wouldn't if I'd a just knew
How sayin' I do was gonna screw up all of my life
Well the first few years weren't all that bad
I'll never forget the good times we had
'Cause I'm reminded every month
When I send her the child support
Well it wasn't too long 'til the lust all died
And I must admit I wasn't too surprised
The day I come home
And found my suitcase sittin' out on the porch ha ha
Well I tried to get in she changed the locks
Then I found this note taped on the mailbox
That said goodbye turkey
My attorney will be in touch hmm mmm
So I decided right then and there
I was gonna do what's right give her her fair share
But brother I didn't know her share's gon' be that much
She got the gold mine she got the gold mine
I got the shaft I got the shaft
They split it right down the middle
And then they give her the better half
Well it all sounds sort a funny
But it hurts too much to laugh
She got the gold mine I got the shaft
Now listen you ain't heard nothin' yet
Why they give her the color television set
Then they give her the house the kids
And both of the cars see
Well then they start talkin'
'Bout child support
Alimony and the cost of the court
Didn't take me long to figure out
How far in the toilet I was
I'm tellin' ya they have made a mistake
'Cause it adds up to more than this cowboy makes
Besides everything I ever had worth takin' they've already took
While she's livin' like a queen on alimony
I'm workin' two shifts eatin' baloney
Askin' myself why didn't you just learn how to cook
They give her the gold mine she got the gold mine
They give me the shaft I got the shaft
They said they're splittin' it all down the middle
But she got the better half
Well it all sounds kinda funny
But it hurts too much to laugh
She got the gold mine I got the shaft
Yes she got the gold mine she got the gold mine
I got the shaft I got the shaft
They split it all down the middle
And then they give her the better half
Well it all sounds sort of funny hoo ha ha
But it hurts too much to laugh
She got the gold mine
I got the shaft
They ain't kiddin' me I got the shaft
But I don't have to worry
About totin' a billfold no more ha ha ha ha
I let my wife tote it
I'm gonna be carryin' food stamps
You get it Judge
I'm on it ha ha ha ha
That's that's that's not funny huh huh
Contempt of court
Whad do you mean
Listen judge I's just kiddin' uh
I mean you can't get blood out of a turnip can ya