文本歌词

The only way to get what you
Want is to become my human yourself
My dear sweet child
That's what I do It's what I live for
To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself
Poor souls with no one else to turn to
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me
Well a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented seen the light and made a switch
True Yes
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And here lately please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable lonely
And depressed pathetic
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them
Yes indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying Spells Ursula please
And I help them
Yes I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
Have we got a deal
If I become human
I'll never be with my father or sisters again
But you'll have your man heh heh
Life's full of tough choices
Isn't it Heh heh
Oh and there is one more thing
We haven't discussed the subject of payment
But I don't have
I'm not asking much
Just a token really a trifle
What I want from you is
Your voice
But without my voice how can I
You'll have your looks your pretty face
And don't underestimate the
Importance of body language ha
The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore
Yes on land
It's much preferred for ladies not to say a word
And after all dear
What is idle prattle for
Come on
They're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man
Come on you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead
Make your choice
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad but true
If you want to cross the bridge my sweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll
Flotsam Jetsam now I've got her boys
The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul
Beluga sevruga
Come winds of the Caspian Sea
Larengix glaucitis
Et max laryngitis
La voce to me
Now sing
Keep singing