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And now live
From the certified up-to-code Baltimore Eventorium
For the first time ever on nationwide television
It's The Corny Collins Spectacular
He's Corny
Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray
What gives a girl
Power and punch
Is it charm is it poise
No it's hairspray
What gets a gal
Asked out to lunch
Is it brains is it dough
No it's hairspray
If you take a ride
With no can at your side
Then your flip will be gone
With the wind
But if you spray it and lock it
You can take off in a rocket
And in outer space
Each hair will be in place
Why take a chance
When you get up and dance
If you twist i insist
You use hairspray
And tell your mother
Her head she should smother
With 'ultra-clutch' faithfully
So if you're a redhead
A blonde or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get
The only thing better than hairspray
That's me
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
Forget the milkman
The only thing better than hairspray
Hairspray Wow
That's me
What makes a man
Reach out and touch
Ultra clutch
So if you're a redhead
A blonde or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get
The only thing better than hairspray
That's me
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
Doo-dle-e-ya do wah
He's Corny Collins
The only thing better than hairspray
Hairspray Wow
That's me
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah
Do wow
'Hey baby you look like you could use a stiff one '
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do do wah