文本歌词

What Would Brian Boitano Do?, Pt. II (Explicit) - Dvda
Lyrics by：Trey Parker
Produced by：Bruce Howell
Brian Skate
Brian Skate
Brian Fight
Brian Skate
What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
Brian Skate
Brian Fight
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics
Skating for the gold
He did two salchows and a triple lutz
While wearing a blind fold
When Brian Boitano was in the alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair
Brian Skate
Brian Live
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he was here today
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
Brian Skate
Brian Live
When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king and saved us all again
When Brian Boitano built the pyramids
He beat up Kublai Khan
'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take **** from anybody
No Brian Those chicken wings are really spicy
Don't eat those
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
Brian Skate
Brian Fight
Brain Boitano was born on the planet of Krylock
He came to Earth to save us
All from war and death and stuff
Hideedodee Hideeday
Brian Boitano's here
So round up all your lasses
And tell 'em to have no fear
Say come over here my honey
And come and I'll take off my pants
And I'm gonna make dirty love to you
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do