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Along Came Bialy - from The Producers - The London Theater Orchestra
The time has come
To be a lover from the Argentine
To slick my hair down with Brilliantine
And gargle heavily with Listertine
Wow
It's time for Max
To put his backers on their backs
And thrill them with amazing acts
Those aging nymphomaniacs
Ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
They were helpless
They were hopeless
Then along came Bialy
They were joyless
They were boyless
Then along came Bialy
They're my angels
I'm their devil
And I keep those embers aglow
When I woos 'em
I can't lose 'em
'Cause I cast my spell 'n'
They start yellin'
Fire down below
They were listing
They were sinking
Then along came Bialy
They were desp'rate
They were drinking
Then along came Bialy
So romantic
They were frantic
Then their prayers were heard up above
Heaven sent them
Their Bialy
I'm the celebration of love
We were helpless
We were hopeless
Then along came Bialy
Life had passed us by
And love had stolen away
At the end of our rope
We'd given up hope
Of one last roll in the hay
Discarded dolls
Abandoned wrecks
Condemned to a life
Of sitting and knitting
When all we really wanted was sex
Ah did you bring the checkee
My little turtledove
Yes but first Bialy
Can we please play one dirty little game
Here in broad daylight
You know just be a quickie
Okay what what
Let's play the Distracted Tourist
And the Ever-Watchful Orangutan
Oy are you trying to kill me Please
I'm exhausted
Let's play one game with absolutely no sex
What
How 'bout the Jewish Princess
And Her Husband
So romantic
We were frantic
Then our prayers were heard up above
Heaven sent us
Our Bialy
He's the celebration of love
Fire down below
We were listing
We were sinking
Then along came Bialy
We were desp'rate
We were drinking
Then along came Bialy
So romantic
We were frantic
Then our prayers were heard up above
It's Bialy
Hail Bialy
He's the culmination
The restoration
The consummation
The titillation
Ejaculation
He's the celebration of love
Bloom Bloom
What Max what
I've done it I've done it Look
We got all the money
Now all we have to do it
Put on the biggest flop in history
That's great
We can do it we can do it
We can make a million bucks
Bialystock and Bloom Bialystock and Bloom
The show's a go
He's raised the money
We're on our way
Keep it gay keep it gay
Keep it gay
We can do it We can do it
We can do it
We can make a million bucks
Ev'rything we've ever wanted
Is set to come our way
We know that we can do it
We can do it
Gay gay gay gay
Gay gay gay gay
Bialystock and Bloom
Bialystock and Bloom
Bialystock and Bloom
We can do it
They can do it
Say goodbye to woe and gloom
We can do it
Nothing to it
Can't you hear that bing-bang-boom
With their brilliance
Their resilience
Up together they will zoom
We can't miss
They were fated to be mated
They're Bialystock and Bloom