文本歌词

Auntie Maggie's Remedy - George Formby/Henry Hall & His Orchestra/Val Rosing
Written by：Buchanan/Eddie Latta/George Formby
Now there's all sorts of medicines that you can buy
No matter what ailment you've got
But I know a special one you ought to try
You'll find it's the best of the lot
It's my Auntie Maggies home made remedy
It's guaranteed never to fail
No that's the stuff that will do the trick
It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick
Now if you've got lumbago
Rheumatics or gout
Or a pain in your Robert E Lee
Don't kick up a shindy
You'll never get windy with Auntie Maggies remedy
If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning
You're bound to wake up I'll agree
But I'll bet you by heaven you'll wake up at seven
With my Auntie Maggies remedy
Auntie Maggies home made remedy
It's guaranteed never to fail
No that's the stuff that will do the trick
It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick
In a young lady's bedroom I went by mistake
My intentions were honest you see
But she shouted with laughter haha I know what your after
Oh my Auntie Maggies remedy
Auntie Maggies home made remedy
It's guaranteed never to fail
No that's the stuff that will do the trick
It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick
Now I know a girl who was putting on weight
In a spot where it just shouldn't be
So I said to Nellie
Now you rub your ankle with Auntie Maggies remedy
You rub your ankle I'm Auntie Maggies remedy