文本歌词

He scraped his knee and no
One jerked him off or rubbed
His back for free
And someone might never love me
She was stung by a bee but
She still had to make
Them toast with honey
And how can I sleep when
Someone doesn't love me
We are lost at sea and no
One jerked us off and somebody
Thinks it's funny
That we will never agree
Salt water makes crappy chai tea
But I think I read in a magazine
How science proved that the universe
Is someone's erotic dream
Based on these findings we've concluded
That oranges are better than tangerines
He was in love with she
But she lusted for another he poor me
And there's a cute little kitty named misery
And we died at sea and on
Top of that I couldn't find my car keys
One kitty two kitty now there's three
Four and five that's too many fleas
But I think I read in a magazine
How science proved that the universe
Is someone's erotic dream
Based on these findings we've concluded
It's dangerous but fun to
Jump on trampolines
One two three four
He scraped his knee and no
One jerked him off or
Rubbed his back for free
And someone might never love me
She was stung by a bee but
She still had to make them toast with honey
And how can I sleep when
Someone doesn't love me
We are lost at sea and no
One jerked us off and somebody
Thinks it's funny
That we will never agree
Salt water makes crappy chai tea
But I think I read in a magazine
How science proved that the universe
Is someone's erotic dream
Based on these findings we've concluded
That oranges are better than tangerines
And if I said I knew the way to heaven
They'd have to hold me down
And squirt me twice with their pepper spray
They'd make me stand before the prosecution
Found guilty of exaggeration I'd win a million days to
Rot away
And if I said I knew the way to heaven
They'd have to hold me down and squirt me twice
With their pepper spray
They'd make me stand before the prosecution
Found guilty of exaggeration I'd win a million days to
Rot away