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My Name Is - Graham Blvd.
Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）
My name is Slim Shady
Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）
My name is Slim Shady
Ahem excuse me
Can I have the attention of the class
For one second
Hi kids Do you like violence
（Yeah yeah yeah ）
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch
Nails through each one of my eyelids
（Uh-huh ）
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did
（Yeah yeah ）
Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is
（Huh ）
My brain's dead weight
I'm tryin to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which
Spice Girl I want to impregnate （Ummmm ）
And Dr Dre said Shady you a basehead
Uh-uhhh why's your face red Man you wasted
Well since age twelve
I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original
Self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard
I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a**
Faster than a fat b**ch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut
（Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog ）
I don't give a f**k
God sent me to piss the world off
Hi My name is （what ） My name is
（who ）
My name is Slim Shady
Hi My name is （huh ） My name is
（what ）
My name is Slim Shady
Hi My name is （what ） My name is
（who ）
My name is Slim Shady
Hi My name is （huh ） My name is
（what ）
My name is Slim Shady
My English teacher wanted to flunk me
In junior high
Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
Walked in the strip club
Had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender
Then stuck my d*ck in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians
In a spaceship while they screamin at me:
JUST BE FRIENDS
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom
Does more d**e than I do
（Damn ）
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin
Dr*gs and name it after her
（Oh thank you ）
You know you blew up when the women
Rush your stands
And try to touch your hands
Like some screamin
Usher fans
（Aaahhhhhh ）
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
（Dude can I get your autograph ）
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave
Thanks for the support A****LE '
Hi My name is （what ） My name is
（who ）
My name is Slim Shady
Hi My name is （huh ） My name is
（what ）
My name is Slim Shady
Hi My name is （what ） My name is
（who ）
My name is Slim Shady
Hi My name is （huh ） My name is
（what ）
My name is Slim Shady
Stop the tape
This kid needs to be locked away
（Get him ）
Dr Dre don't just stand there OPERATE
I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die
（F**k that ）
I'll have to be carried inside
The cemetery and buried alive
（Huh yup ） Am I comin or goin
I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka
Dare me to drive （Go ahead）
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years
And my palms are too hairy to hide
（Whoops ） Clothes ripped
Like the Incredible Hulk （hachhh-too）
I spit when I talk I'll f**k
Anything that walks （C'mere）
When I was little I used
To get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST
FEED ME MOM （WAH ）
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS （WAHHH ）
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot
Myself in the head
（BANG ）
I'm steamin mad （Arrrggghhh ）
And by the way when you see my dad
（Yeah ）
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
Hi My name is （what ） My name is
（who ）
My name is Slim Shady
Hi My name is （huh ） My name is
（what ）
My name is Slim Shady
Hi My name is （what ） My name is
（who ）
My name is Slim Shady
Hi My name is （huh ） My name is
（what ）
My name is Slim Shady