文本歌词

10,000 Chinese Walk Into A Bar - Robert Earl Keen (罗伯特·伯爵基恩)
10000 chinese walk into a bar
Order upa beer
The barman says its funny you know
We don't get many Chinese in here
I don't know if i got it right
Maybe no one knows
Its just a joke i heard one night
And thats the way it goes
I ll have one
Grab a chair and stay all night
Make yourself at home
I may be wrong but thats alright
I am not alone
A little man in this little town
He wears a lot of hats
He always out tom cattin around
Hes got a thing for cats
I ain't seen him with a cat
So ain't really sure
But listen close cause when he talks
Sometimes you hear him purr
There ain't a cure
Grab a chair and stay all night
Make yourself at home
I may be wrong but thats alright
I am not alone
Another man he loved duct tape
He made a duct tape suit
And he had duct tape
From the top of his hat
To the heel of his cowboy boot
And when he died they buried him
Down in that cold cold ground
And they stuff him
In that pine box boy
And then they taped him down
I was out of town
Grab a chair and stay all night
Make yourself at home
I may be wrong but thats alright
I am not alone
And then there was this Irishman
Who uh stayed drunk all time
I'm sorry friend i screwed that up
I told you the punch line
Anyway i got to split
There just about to close
But ill be back tomorrow night
Cause that the way it goes
Yeah thats the way it goes