文本歌词

Things have come to a pretty pass
Our romance is growing flat
For you like this and the other
While I go for this and that
Goodness knows what the end will be
Oh I don't know where I'm at
It looks as if we two will never be one
Something must be done
You say either and I say either you say neither and I say neither
Either either neither neither let's call the whole thing off
You like potato and I like potahto you like tomato and I like tomahto
Potato potahto tomato tomahto let's call the whole thing off
But oh if we call the whole thing off then we must part
And oh if we ever part then that might break my heart
So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas I'll wear pyjamas and give up
Pyajahmas
For we know we need each other so we better call the whole off off
Let's call the whole thing off
You say laughter and I say larfter you say after and I say arfter
Laughter larfter after arfter let's call the whole thing off
You like vanilla and I like vanella you saspiralla and I saspirella
Vanilla vanella chocolate strawberry let's call the whole thing off
But oh if we call the whole thing of then we must part
And oh if we ever part then that might break my heart
So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters
I'll order oysters and cancel
The ersters
For we know we need each other so we better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off
I say father and you say pater I saw mother and you say mater
Pater mater uncle auntie let's call the whole thing off
I like bananas and you like banahnahs I say havana and I get havahnah
Bananas banahnahs havana havahnah go your way I'll go mine
So if I go for scallops and you go for lobsters
So all right no contest we'll
Order lobseter
For we know we need each other so we better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off