文本歌词

I work down at the pizza pit
I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm five two overweight
I'm a Sci Fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to second base
There's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out my space
Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
Six for five and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on
That I'm mysterious
Tell em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day
I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
I get home I kiss my mom
Magic fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
Fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I
Ever even been to L A
Was when I got the chance
With the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline
I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs
That'll blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day
I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
When you got my kinda stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight
Everytime I log in
Online I'm out in Hollywood
Six for five and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Hey
Yeah I'm cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Yeah I'm see you online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online