文本歌词

The Rhinoceros Song - Ian Wallace
Oh nobody loves the Rhinoceros much
If you ask the reason why
They will tell you because of his scaly touch
Or his hard and glittering eye
But should you ask a truthful man
You will get this quick response
I do not trust that thing on his nose
The bodger on his bonce
Oh the bodger on the bonce
The bodger on the bonce
Pity the poor old Rhino with
The bodger on the bonce
Yet a sensitive heart the Rhinoceros owns
If you doubt it here's the proof
That thing on his nose is for taking stones
Out of a horse's hoof
He seldom if ever meets a horse
It is this that makes him sad
When he does then it hasn't a stone in its hoof
But he would if he did and it had
Oh the bodger on the bonce
The bodger on the bonce
Pity the poor old Rhino with
The bodger on the bonce
And just to bring pleasure to those
Who like to enjoy the natural scene
He picks up litter on his spike
To keep the forest clean
And if one day to his habitat
For a picnic you should roam
He would open a tin should you
Have left your opener at home
With the bodger on the bonce
The bodger on the bonce
Pity the poor old Rhino with
The bodger on the bonce
So treat the Rhinoceros as your friend
Though he looks a fearsome sight
He amply justifies his end
Because his means are right
And ask yourself would you do as well
Fulfilling long felt wants
If nature had endowed you with
A Bodger on your bonce
Yes a Bodger on your bonce
A Bodger on your bonce
If nature had endowed you with
A Bodger on your bonce
A Bodger on your bonce
A Bodger on your bonce