文本歌词

What Do You Do - Tommy Steele
Written by：BENNETT/Lionel Bart/Mike Pratt
What do you do when you're invited
Out to the joint where guys get knighted
Raise your hat and say that you're delighted
Yes but tell me
What do you do when noses stick up
'Cos you don't know which knife to pick up
Look around you and politely hic cough
Yes but I know
Champaign tea and caviar need to be approached with etiquette
Very well then campaign for a samovar
Get the better of the better set cor blimey
What do you do when debutanties
Take you to tea to meet their aunties
You're as wise as I am fine advisor I am
What do you do
What do you do what do you do
What do you what do you do
What do you do what do you do
What do you do what do you do
What do you do what do you do
What do you do with no school tie on
No oxford accent to rely on
Sing a verse or two of any old iron
Yes but tell me
What do you do when you go places
What do you wear when at the races
S'pose I'll have to use me father's braces
Yes but I know
Fish and chips and jellied eels is a diet I don't understand
Oh how I wish you knew just how it feels
Eating a banana down the strand oh matey
What do you do when clubs refuse you
Can't even get your name in who's who
You're as wise as I am fine advisor I am
What do you do
What do you do what do you do
What do you do what do you do
What do you do