文本歌词

I went down to the fishing hole
And I set down with my fishing pole
Somethin' grabb'd my hook and it got my bait
And Jerked me out in the middle of the lake
Huh it was some jump boy
I got sunk kinda baptized on credit
Fishin' down on th' muddy bank
Felt a pull an' give a big yank
I d**g out three old rubber boots
A Ford radiator an' a
Chevrolet coop
Nothin' but Junk so I handed it in For National Defence
Settin' in a boat with a bucket of beer
Hadn't caught nuthin' but didn't much care
I guess I was pretty well satisfied
Had my little woman right by my side
Takin' it easy just waitin' Worm been gone off a that hook for a couple of hours I was busy
When you go fishin' tell y' what to do
Go set down by the grassy dew
Take a piece of string tie it on yo' pole
Throw it way out in th' middle of th' hole
Find you a good shady tree and then just set down
Go to sleep forget all about it Can't catch nuthin' here anyways
Well I walked out to a sandy bar
And I caught myself a big alligator gar
D**g him home across my back
Tail was dragging a mile and a half
Flippin' an' floppin'
I sold him for a quarter
Shot craps got in Jall
Jumped in the river and went down deep
There was a hundred pound cat fish lying there asleep
Well I jumped on his back and rode him all aroun'
Saddled him up and
I came into town
People came runnin' lookin' dogs a barkin'
Kids a squallin'
Early one mornin'
I took me a notion
To go out fishin' in the middle of the ocean
Well throwed me a line
I got me a shark
I didn't get him home till way past dark
Was he a man eater tough customer But he wasn't quite tough enough
Late last night
I had me a dream
I was out fishin' in a whiskey stream
Baited my hook with apple jack
Threw out a drink d**g a gallon back
Done pretty good till the creek run dry I give the fish back to the finance company