文本歌词

The Central Scrutinizer - Frank Zappa
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER
It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws
That haven't been passed yet
It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of
You to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be
Performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty or affect your parents'
Credit rating
Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things
And many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC
Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being
Drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever
Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution
(which itself is being modified in order to accommodate THE FUTURE)
I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen to you if you choose
A career in MUSIC
The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only
If you have to load or unload
Go to the WHITE ZONE you 'll love it it 's a way of life