文本歌词

Brian - Theme From Family Guy
It seems today that all you see is violence in movies
And sex on TV
Peter but where are those good old fashioned values
On which we used to rely
Brian it used to be a big time star was elegant as garbo
Or hedy lamarr
Stewie but now we get whores like jenny lopez
You want to curl up and die
Lucky theres a family guy
Lucky theres a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He's a family guy
When I was young the songs were fair
With mister johnny mathis and sonny and cher
Peter but now we get justin timber homo
A heartache all gone awry
Brian the classic films were works of arts
The images were graceful the stories were smart
But now we get matrix revolution
I'm sorry I know this doesnt rhyme
But what the hell were you wachowski brothers thinking
Lucky theres a family guy lucky theres a fella
Sweeter than vanilla wholesome as a piece of
Apple pie
He's a family guy
His smiles a simple delight
He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites
Peter
Meg he bought me my cute little hat
Brian yeah we should have a talk about that
About that and his hat
He's mastered the comedy arts
He says look out hiroshima then casually farts
He's loaded with sexy appeal
And best of all my titties are real have a feel
Brian no thank you
I gave it the office
Lois the brady bunch has got their mike and
Pretty laura petrie has ****y van dyke
But who around here could fill those loafers
But here's a happy reply lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the thing that make us
Laugh and cry
He's a family guy he's a family guy
Oh my thank you very much what a welcome
I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer after the show
Whoa whoa whoa I'm kidding for christs sake I'm not serious
Thats expensive look just the fact that I came up with the idea
Should tell you I'm generous
I shouldnt actually have to spend any money
Meg uh can we turn the spotlight down a bit
Brian yeah it is a little bright
You know brian I I just noticed something
With that light shining on you from that angle
You look a lot like jamie farr
Brian yeah you've told me that before and uh
It's interesting because I' thinking you look a lot like britney spears
Really how so
Well you you got that thing going on with your eyes
Like britney does you know where
You know how her eyes are just like a hair too far apart
Uh a a almost like there was some immediate post birth
Surgery that should have been done but it was the south
So they didn't have the medical technology
Oh I see
Mom
Yes honey
I have a wedgie
Lois chris honey wait until the intermission then you can fix it
Well we got a lot of fun stuff lined up here tonight
We got music we got comedy
We got behind the scenes crap from the show
Thats right for example not a lot of people know this
But in one episode of the show there was a flashback of brian
When he was a puppy now they couldn't find a puppy
Who looked enough like him
So they actually built a dog suit for the scene
And the actor of inside the suit was raven symon
Who was olivia on the cosby show
Fascinating bit of trivia
All right okay I got one for ya
You know the sound stage where we shoot family guy
Is the same stage where they shot the golden girls
Back in the 80s right
Now one of the stage hands was telling me a a pretty intense story
I guess there was one night when they were all ready to shoot
And uh the audience was waiting and uh nobody could find bea arthur
So everybodys freaking out and uh then one of the producers runs in
And says cancel the show tonight bea arthurs in jail
Oh my god
Yeah apparently she had a little too much to drink
Before the show and uh they found her standing on the street corner
Exposing her ***** to traffic
Oh my god
Ew thats disgusting
Can you believe that
Wait a minute how the hell can bea arthur have a *****
Eh special permit
I say what is it with these actors
They're perfectly normal people in civilian life
And then they come out to hollywood and just go f**king berserk
You gotta watch your language kid
Oh its a record album for gods sake
Lets cut loose a bit
******* hehe
Perfect example
Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away with
On television these days I I was watching law and order the other night
And I swear to god I heard someone use the word balls
And I thought to myself my god that that **** wolf just does
Whatever he damn well pleases doesn't he
Bringing words like balls into americas living rooms
I wonder how he'd like it if I just walked into his living room
And use the word balls
Uh I think that would be breaking an entering
You know
I am so glad they allowed us to bring stewie this evening
The last show we did we had to leave him at home
They did'nt allow babies in the theater
Well of course people wanted to be able to enjoy the show
I am a show you lack witted beetle head ugh
Oh what a night that was my babysitter was a total b***h
Thats very rude
Especially since your babysitter is here tonight
Ladies and gentlemen MS hailey duff
Duff hi mr and mrs griffin
How are ya sweetheart
So was it really that bad babysitting stewie
Duff you want the truth well okay
So after you and peter left for dinner
I no wait a minute lets tell this story right