文本歌词

Makin' Whoopee - Eddie Cantor
Every time I hear that march from Lohengrin
I am always on the outside looking in
Maybe that is why I see the funny side
When I see your fallen brother take a bride
Weddings make a lot of people sad
But if you're not the groom
It's not so bad
Another bride another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season another reason
For makin' whoopee
A lot of shoes a lot of rice
The groom is nervous he answers twice
It's really killing that he's so willing
To make whoopee
Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring
He's washing dishes and baby clothes
He's so ambitious he even sews
But don't forget folks
That's what you get folks
For makin' whoopee
Another year or maybe less
What's this I hear
Well can't you guess
She fells neglected and he's suspected
Of makin' whoopee
She sits alone most every night
He doesn't phone or even write
He says he's busy but she says is he
He's makin' whoopee
He doesn't make much money
Five thousand dollars per
Some judge who thinks he's funny
Says you'll pay six to her
He says now judge suppose I fail
The judge says budge right into jail
You'd better keep her
You'll find it's cheaper
Than makin' whoopee