文本歌词

Goodness Gracious Me - Peter Sellers
Oh doctor I'm in trouble
Well goodness gracious me
For every time a certain man
Is standing next to me
Mmm
A flush comes to my face
And my pulse begins to race
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom
Oh
Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Well goodness gracious me
How often does this happen
When did the trouble start
You see my stethoscope is bobbing
To the throbbing of your heart
What kind of man is he
To create this allergy
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom
Oh
Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Well goodness gracious me
From New Delhi to Darjeeling
I have done my share of healing
And I've never yet been beaten or outboxed
I remember that with one jab
Of my needle in the Punjab
How I cleared up beriberi
And the dreaded dysentery
But your complaint has got me really foxed
Oh
Oh doctor touch my fingers
Well goodness gracious me
You may be very clever
But however
Can't you see
My heart beats much too much
At a certain tender touch
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom
I like it
Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Well goodness gracious me
Can I see your tongue
Aaah
Nothing the matter with it put it away please
Maybe it's my back
Maybe it is
Shall I lie down
Yes
Ahhh
My initial diagnosis
Rules out measles and thrombosis
Sleeping sickness and as far as I can tell
Influenza inflammation
Whooping cough and night starvation
And you'll be so glad to hear
That both your eyeballs are so clear
That I can positively swear
That you are well
Ja-ja ja-ja-ja-ja
Put two and two together
Four
If you have eyes to see
The face that makes my pulses race
Is right in front of me
Oh there is nothing I can do
For my heart is jumping too
Oh we go boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom
Goodness gracious
How audacious
Goodness gracious
How flirtatious
Goodness gracious
It is me
It is you
Ah I'm sorry it is us
Ahhh