文本歌词

张泽 - Rap God (Beatbox Cover)
Look I was gonna go easy on you
And not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Somethings wrong I can feel it
Just a feeling I've got like somethings
About to happen but I don't know what
If that means what I think it means
We're in trouble big trouble
And if he is as bananas as you say
I'm not taking any chances
You were just what the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god
All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long
Enough to slap box slap box
They said I rap like a robot so call me rap-bot
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since bill clinton was still in office
Bill clinton
With monica lewinsky feeling on his nutsack
Monica lewinsky****
I'm an mc still as honest
But as rude and indecent as all hell
Syllables skill-a- holic kill 'em all with
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappity-rap
Packing a mack in the back of the ac backpack
Rap crap yap-yap yackety-yack
Acura
And at the exact same time
I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
I'll still be able to break a mother******' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots
And crack it in half
Embeefinsane clown posse
Only realized it was ironic
I was signed to aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow all I do is drop f-bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are having a rough time period here's a maxi-pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah
Cause I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god
All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box slap box
Let me show you maintaining this **** ain't that hard that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap
Immortality like I have got
Well to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the earth like an asteroid and did nothing
But shoot for the moon since ppeeyoom
Mc's get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bus the rhyme'
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me I'm a product of rakim lakim shabazz 2 pac n-w-a
Cube hey doc ren yella eazy thank you they got slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up blow up
And being in a position
To meet run-d.m.c. and induct them into the mother******' rock n'
Roll hall of fame even though I walk in the church
And burst in a ball of flames
Only hall of fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game 'til
I walk a flock of flames
Off of planking tell me what in the **** are you thinking
Little gay looking boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
You witnessing a mass-occur
Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
Oy vey that boy's gay that's all they say looking boy
You get a thumbs up pat on the back
And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
Hey looking boy what you say looking boy
I got a hell yeah from dre looking boy
I'mma work for everything I have
Never ask nobody for **** get outta my face looking boy
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
To keep up with the same pace looking boy
Cause I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god
All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
The way I'm racing around the track call me nascar nascar
Dale earnhardt of the trailer park the white trash god
Kneel before general zod this planet's krypton no asgard asgard
So you be thor and I'll be odin
You rodent I'm omnipotent
Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walking dead
But I'm just a talking head a zombie floating
But I got your mom deep throating
I'm out my ramen noodle
We have nothing in common poodle
I'm a doberman pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage pupil
It's me my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch
I scribble and doodle
Enough rhymes to maybe to try
And help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground but I still rap like
I'm on my pharoahe monch grind
So I crunch rhymes but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come trying to censor you
Like that one line I said on
I'm back from the marshall mathers lp
One where I tried to say I take seven kids from columbine
Put 'em all in a line add an ak-47 a revolver and a nine
See if I get away with it now
That I ain't as big as I was
But I've morphed into an immortal coming through the portal
You're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the **** that you rhyme for
You're pointless as rapunzel with ******* cornrows
You're like normal **** being normal
And I just bought a new raygun from the future
To just come and shoot ya like when fabolous made ray j mad
Cause fab said he looked like a fag at maywhethers pad
Singing to a man while they played piano
Man oh man that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So ray j went straight to the radio station the very next day
Hey fab I'mma kill you''
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed jj fad
Uh sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me
And it'll glue to you
I'm never stating more than never demonstrating
How to give a mother******' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off
They'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music you make elevator music
Oh he's too mainstream
Well that's what they do when they get jealous they confuse it
It's not hip hop it's pop
Cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock shock rap with doc
Throw on lose yourself and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you
Its curtains I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to prove
That if you're half as nice at songs
You can sacrifice virgins too
School flunkie pill junky
But look at the accolades the skills brung me
Full of myself but still hungry
I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you ill
When I speak in tongues
But it's still tongue in cheek **** you
I'm drunk so satan take the ******* wheel
I'm asleep in the front seat
Bumping heavy d and the boys still chunky but funky
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils here's what they want from me
They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had
Then you may be a little patient
And more symphatetic to the situation
And understand the discrimation
But **** it life's handing you lemons make lemonade then
But if I can't batter the women how the **** am
I supposed to bake them a cake then
Don't mistake it for satan
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
And take a vacation to trip a broad
And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
Be a king think not why be a king
When you can be a god