文本歌词

The Andrews Sisters - The Laughing Policeman
Written by：Billy Grey
I know a fat ole policeman
He's always on our
Street
A fat old Jolly red faced man
He really is
A treat
He's too fine for a policeman
He's never known to
Frown
And everybody says he is
The happiest man in town
He laughs upon his duty
He laughs upon his beat
He laughs at everybody
When he's walking in the street
He never can stop laughing
He says he'd never tried
But once he did arrest a man
And laughed until
He died
His Jolly face had wrinkled
And then he shut
His eyes
He opened his great mouth
It was a wonderous size
He said I must arrest you
I didn't know
What for
And then he starting laughing until
He cracked his jaw
So if you chance to meet him
While walking around
The town
Just shake him by his ole fat hand and give
Him have a crowd
His eyes beam and sparkle
He'll gurgle with delight
And then you'll start him laughing
With all his blessed
Might