文本歌词

To Keep My Love Alive - Mary Martin/Richard Rodgers
I've been married and married and often i've sighed
I'm never a bridesmaid
I'm always the bride
I never divorced them
I hadn't the heart
Yet remember these sweet words
Till death do us part
I married many men a ton of them
Because i was untrue to none of them
Because i bumped off every one of them
To keep my love alive
Sir paul was a frail he looked a wreck to me
At night he was a horse's neck to me
So i performed an appendectomy
To keep my love alive
Sir thomas had insomnia
He couldn't sleep at night
I bought a little arsenic
He's sleeping now all right
Sir philip played the harp
I cussed the thing
I crowned him with his harp to bust the thing
And now he plays where harps are just the thing
To keep my love alive
To keep my love alive
I thought sir george had possibilities
But his flirtations made me ill at ease
And when i'm ill at ease i kill at ease
To keep my love alive
Sir charles came from a sanatorium
And yelled for drinks in my emporium
I mixed one drink he's in memoriam
To keep my love alive
Sir francis was a singing bird
An nightingale this way
I tossed him off my balcony to see if he could fly
Sir athelstane indulged in fratricide
He killed his dad and that was patricide
One night i stabbed him by my mattress side
To keep my love alive to keep my love alive