文本歌词

I dropped down in my easy
Chair and turned on channel two
A bad gun slinger called salty sam
Was a chasin' poor sweet sue
He trapped her in the old sawmill
And he said with an evil laugh
If you don't give me the deed
To your ranch I'll saw you all in half
And then he grabbed her
He grabbed me her
He tired her up and he tired up oh
He turned on the buzz saw
Bad saaw
Oh oh
Ooohh ohh ohh
Oohh
Ohh ooohhh
Ooohh
And then along came jones
Tall thin jones
Slow walking jones
Slow talking jones
Along came long lean lanky jones
Commercial came on
So I got up to get myself a snack
You should have seen what
Was going on by the time I got back
Down in the old abandoned mine
Sweet sue was a havin' fits
That villain said gimme the deed
To your ranch or I'll blow you all to bits
And then he grabbed
And he grabbed me her
He tied her up he tired up again
He lit the fuse to the dynamite
He lit the fuse to the dynamite
Oohhh
Ooohh
Ooohh
Ooohh
I have somebody
Ooohh
And then along came jones
Talking jones
Slow walking jones
Slow talking jones
Along came long lean lanky jones
I got so bugged I turned it off
And turned on another show
But there was the same old shoot 'em
Up and the same old rodeo
Salty sam was a tryin' to stuff
Sweet sue in a burlap sack
He said if you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'm throw you on the railroad track
And then he grabbed
Hey he tied up here
He tied her up
Here we go again he tired me up
To on a railbord track
He's comin' beyond the railroad track
It's rain tied is coming
It can't be great
It can't be great
Aaaahh
Ooohh
Ooh oh oh oh
Oh
Ooohh
Ooohh
And then along came jones
Tall thin jones
Slow walking jones
Too taliking jones
Along came jones he make it jones
Along came jones he make it jones
Along came lonely make it jones