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Cake Boy - Hoodie Allen (胡迪·艾伦)
This is for my instagram models
Eatin' up the cake
Watch it go right to your bottom
You should get a new job
Holla at McDonalds
Listen when I speak
Baby you could write a novel
The way I spit flows put you in a pickle
Cause I did it with no label
Got a crystal ball
God I need luck cause I already got them quesos
I'ts simple treat em like Kinkos
Cause they only tryin' to copy me
Last I checked you aint some handsome devil
With a college degree
But you think you can have your cake and eat it too
Well tell me why these pretty women
Never leave with you
I even ask your mom and pops and they like
We approve
Thats why your girlfriend screamin' out my name
I call that Beetlejuice
Cause I'm the one she choosin' as her preference
Minnesota women show me love like I was Kevin
Pull up in your city I could swear theres no exception
Get up in my Xbox cause I'm well connected
I know some people that they used to hate
20 women in my trailer like I'm movin' weight
Yeah no wonder why we celebrate
Hold up you aint invited homie you can bake a
Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake
Homie you can bake a
Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake
Yeah they wanna talk
But I don't wanna conversate
Watch these women serve the p**sy like I'ts on a plate
Gordon Ramsay though
Watch me grab a fancy ho
Just because we eatin
That don't mean that we be on a date
Plus I'm more Seth Cohen than youve ever been
That's why I take all these women down like medicine
You be poppin pills just to get some extra thrills
I say Hell no to my lawyer
You can throw out all my deals
I'm like when I bring game
Put a bunch of cash under the table
And cop me a big name and a big house
And a show on basic cable
Probably be hostin' some comedy roastin
Just talkin' bout sh*t cause I'ts very explosive
They wanna control this and remote control this
I pull out the guns or they give me a holster shwoop
I'm tryin' to coast along the coast
Caught me a Astin
Na I aint the son of Christ
But I got passion
You offended Woops I aint even askin
I'm too busy f**kin' these older women
Like I'm Ashton
Bang
I know some people that they used to hate
20 women in my trailer like I'm movin' weight
Yeah no wonder why we celebrate
Hold up you aint invited homie you can bake a
Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake
Homie you can bake a
Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake
I'm Hoody I'm-I'm-I'm Hoody
I'm Hoody I'm-I'm-I'm Hoody b**ch
I'm Hoody I'm-I'm-I'm Hoody
I'm Hoody I'm-I'm-I'm Hoody b**ch